Teacher To Golu

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..
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Fail ho Jaunga!




Teacher to Golu:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain..!!
Golu: P.H.D.
Teacher: kya matlab?
Golu: Pajama Holding Device




Papa : beta tum pareshaan kyu dikh rahe ho
Beta : Kuch nahi papa, bas aise hi
Papa : are mujhe apna bhai samjho, ab batao muje
Beta : kuch nahi yar, bas teri bhabhi ajkal jara naraj chal rahi h…!!!!




Wo Keh Gaye Humse Ke Ab Wo Hame Sapno Me Hi Milne Aaenge,
Koi Jaa Kar Keh De Unhe Ki Wo Aane Ka Waada To Kare,
Hum Hamesha Ke Liye Soo Jaenge…


Har Koi Thumsa Khaas Nahi Hota.
Jo Khaas Hota Hai Woh Kabhie Paas Nahi Hota.
Yakien Na Aaye Tho Chandh Ko Hi Dekho
Jiske Dur Hote Hue Bhi Duri Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hota..