Mere Har Dukh Ko Jaan Sake

Aisa dost chahiye,
Jo hume apna maan sake,
Humare har dukh ko jaan sake,
Chal rahe hai hum tej barish mein,
Phir bhi pani mein se aansuon ko pehchan sake






Hot joke..;D
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Ladka – main tumhare liye aag pe
chal sakta hun.. Angaaro se naha
sakta hun..
Ladki – sooo sweet 
kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa
sakte ho..??
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Ladka – Pagal ho kya!!
Dhoop dekhi hai.. Kitni tez hai!.






Biology teacher:
Boys can you tell me where exactly is your heart … 
All Boys Shouted Loudly
In Girls Campus … =xD
Sir Smiled And Said Mine Too .


Proposal Of 4th Class Boy To
7th Class Girl :
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Boy : I Love You.
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Girl : Stupid I’m Older Than
You!
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Boy : I’m Mad In Your Love.
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Girl : Get Lost.
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Boy : Didi Plz Set Ho Jao
Na..!

4 Saal Lagte Hain Ek Insaan Ko ENGINEER

Filed under: Hindi SMS / Jokes

4 Saal Lagte Hain Ek Insaan Ko ENGINEER
Ban Ne Mein…
Phir Chahey Saari Zindagi Laga Lo
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Wo Wapas Insaan Nahi Ban Sakta..

Arrange Marriage is……!
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“While You Are
Walking,Unfortu nately a … Snake Bites You”…!!
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But Love Marriage is…….!
… . . .
Dancing in Front of a
Cobra and Singing,
“WANNA BE MY CHAMAK
CHALLO”