Teacher

Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta, Dad se bachne ek liye LAPTOP kholkar padhne laga. Dad: Pi ke aaya hai? Son: Nahi to! Dad: Phir kaminey suitcase khol kar kya padh raha hai.




1 bar exam mein Question tha:
Chalenge kise kehte hai?
Santa ne pura paper khali chhodkar last page paqr likha..
Apne Baap ki aulaad hai to paas kar ke dikha!




Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman.
What do we learn form this?
Student: We should stop wasting time
in studies and find the WOMAN.






Padhai ke sath-sath love bhi jaruri hai,
Warna student life adhuri hai,
Dono ko nibhana padta hai..
Ek mein dimag to,
Ek mein dil lagana padta hai.


Teacher: If u give 100rs to ur frnd
but he needs only 50rs, so hw much will he return u?
Pappu: Nothing
Teacher: U don’t know maths!
Pappu: U don’t know my frndz