Kisi Larki Ko

Kisi larki ko marne ka asaan tariqa..
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Usay ek qeemti libas do,
behtreen jewellary or cosmatics de kar aise room mai lock kr do jahan mirror na ho..
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Tarap tarap k mar jay gi k mai kysi lg rahe hon…




Ab hum unhe kya bataen,
agar yad krna itna aasan
hota
tu
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Hum apni class mai top na
kar lete.










Innocent trick
Kid to Mom:10Rs dena,bahir ek garib ko deny hn
Mom:Kahan he Garib?
Kid:Bechara Bahar dhop mein icecream Beich raha hai..




New age nikah style: molvi: do u agree to chang ur facebook status from single to married?
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Boy: yes, yes, yes.
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Girl: yes, yes, yes.
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Molvi: congratulations .. Ur profile updated successfuly.
U r now husband and wife.
U may upload ur wedding pictures and don’t forget to tag me.






Ultimate Beizzati…..!
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Garmi me bus stop pe 20 log bus
ka intzar kar rahe the
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1 bhikhari aaya
sabse ek ek rupiya lekar AUTO me
bethkar chala gaya