Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya

Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.



A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
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Tiger- Aur kya karta... kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
"inni wadi billi"



Einstein and a Punjabi sitting next to each other on a long flight..

Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Punjabi doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..

Now, it's the Punjabi's, turn..

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Punjabi $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

Punjabi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein



1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili...
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyun?
Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.



Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai.


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