Santa : Tere result ka kya hua?
Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein.
Santa : Saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar
Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers:
Antibody: one who hates his/her body....!
Artery: Study of painting....!
Bacteria: Back door of cafeteria....!
Coma: punctuation mark..!
Gall bladder: Bladder of a Girl....!
Genes: Blue Denim....!
Labor pain: hurt at work....!
Ultrasound: Radical Sound....!
Cardiology: advance study of playing cards
After an accident,
Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.
Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."
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