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Zindagi mein agar bahut Pareshan ho to,

Aik lambi rassi lo
Aur aik darakht pe bandh lo.
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Na na khud-kushi nahi karni...

Vich ik fatti Pao,
peengh banao,
Jhootey shootey lo...

Enjoy karo,
Duniya de roley ta mukdey hi nai...😝



Teacher -
नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai...???
Santa - P.H.D🐊.
Teacher -kya....???
Santa -
Pyjaama Holding Device.🐊.
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Teacher behosh..!



Shaadi mein sardar bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge ?
Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,

"Dinner 7-12pm"



Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
 Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
 Santa-wo kaise?
 Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
 Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.