s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of  ”S”
Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
WHAT IS LOVE??……… ………. Love is is when mom comes to me at night&say”Beta,I love you”Love is when we come back from work&papa says”Beta,late hone wala tha to call kar deta?”Love is when Bhabhi says,”oye hiro ,ladki-wadki patai ke nehi?”Love is sister says,”Bhai, meri shadi ke baad mujshe jhagda kaun karega?”Love is when we are moodless&brother says,”chal kahi ghumne jatehai !!”Love is when best friend call us&says,”kamine tere bina dil nahi lagta”Yes,That’s Love…don’t miss it in life……..lov e is not only having girl-friend or boy-friend..
After breakup:-
Girl – Kamine maine jo wallet,watch,de o,t-shrt,jeans, belts,shoes diye thae sab wapas kar!
.
Boy thinks for a moment and then
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Boy-Tu petrol wapis kar
Girl – kya me apne janu se mazak bhi nahi kar shakti
Girl – Kamine maine jo wallet,watch,de o,t-shrt,jeans, belts,shoes diye thae sab wapas kar!
.
Boy thinks for a moment and then
.
Boy-Tu petrol wapis kar
Girl – kya me apne janu se mazak bhi nahi kar shakti
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