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3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye
Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.





Santa finds cigarette box in his daughter's room..
"Oh my god! she smikes"

The he finds whisky
"Oh my god! she drinks"

Then he saw a boy
"Thank God! its all his"





Ik Bande De Sir Ch Te Teedh Ch Dard Ho Gaya,
Oh Doctor Kol Ja Ke Kehnda, “Doctor Sahab Ji Mere Sir Ch Vi Dard Hai Te Mere Teedh (Pet) Ch Vi Dard Ho Reha Hai. Koi Changi Jehi Dawai De Davo.”
Doctor Ne Ohnu 2 Battiyan (Tablets) Dittiyan Te Kehan Laga, “Eh Kha Le 1 Ghante Vich Theek Ho Jayuga.”
Bande Socha Ch Pai Gaya, Te Hairan Ho Ke Puchhan Lageya, “Doctor Ji Battiyan Nu Kive Pata Laguga Ke Kehdi Nu Sir Ch Jana Hai Te Kehdi Nu Deedh Ch Rehna Hai”




Santa: Jad Mera Nava-Nava Viah Hoya Si Tan Menu Meri Voti Aini Changi Lagdi Hundi Si Ke Dil Karda Si Ke Ohnu Kha Hi Jawa…
Banta: Te Hun Kidda Lagda E?
Santa: Hun Na Puch Yaar, Hun Lagda E Ke Je Khaa Janda Tan Mere Tidd Ch Dard Ho Jana Si…




Wife: Oh Sweet Heart, Tusi Kinne Pyare Ho? Meri Photo Hamesha Apne Naal-Naal Rakhte Ho? I Love You…
Husband: Jad Vi Koi Problem Aundi Hai, Main Tuhadi Photo Dekh Lenda Han, Te Problem Solve Ho Jandi Hai.
Wife: So Nice, Tusi Dekhya Main Tuhade Layi Kinni, Lucky Han?
Husband: Jee Bilkul, Jad Vi Koi Problem Hundi Ae, Tuhadi Photo Dekh Ke Menu Oh Problem Vi Nikki Jehi Lagdi Hai, Sochda Han Ke Jad Aidi Problem Nu Jhalda Han, Eh Tan Kujh Vi Nhi…





Santa: Jad Mera Nava-Nava Viah Hoya Si Tan Menu Meri Voti Aini Changi Lagdi Hundi Si Ke Dil Karda Si Ke Ohnu Kha Hi Jawa…
Banta: Te Hun Kidda Lagda E?
Santa: Hun Na Puch Yaar, Hun Lagda E Ke Je Khaa Janda Tan Mere Tidd Ch Dard Ho Jana Si…