Pyar Vich Jeena PVyar ich Marna Hai

How 2 make a baby grow up as an absolutely honest, innocent, luvable, cute, truthful n extremely smart n intelligent kid?

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.�

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.�

Santa ik sohni mutiyar vekh ke usnu ched dinda h,
Ladkli: badtamij, ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: B.A

Ke Dekhya Ronde Hoye Lokan Nu,
Hass-Hass Ke Ehi Gall Bataunda Chalya Gya,

Mehfil Vi Ajnabi Si Har Sakhs Di Tranh,
Eh Soch Ke Main Khud Nu Hasaunda Chalya Gya…




Rovegi, Fariyaad Karugi Eh Duniya,
Mere Jaan Ton Baad,
Bda Menu Yaad Karegi, Eh Duniya,

Mere Jeen Da Andaaz Si Tanha Te Udaas
Mere Marne De Andaaz Nu Vi Ni Bhull Pavegi Eh Duniya…



Pyar Vich Jeena PVyar ich Marna Hai
Eh Meri Zindagi Da Maksad Hai
Pyar Kitta Hai Tan Ehnu Nibhaanvi
Je Main Bhull Jaavan Tan Yaad Davaanvi