Ek aadmi roz morning walk pr Milne wale har insaan ko haath jod kr sat shri akhal karta tha.
Sab uski sat shri akhal ka jawab muskura kar dete.
Lekin 1 aadmi tha jo roz use gali deta tha.
1 bhale aadmi ne us nek insaan se kaha, tum ise sat shri akhal kyon Karte ho. Wo to tumhe roz gaali deta hai.
Bahot hi sunder jawab mila.
Jab wo mere liye apni boori aadat nhi chhod skta, to main uske liye apni acchi aadat kyon chhod du
Chotu: Mummy aap ne muj se judh bola.
Mom : I told to u every time please speak in English.
Chotu : Ok Mom u lied to me.
Mom : When my son. ?
Chotu : U said that my younger sis is an angel.
Mom : Yes, she is
Chotu : So why didn't she fly wen I threw her from our balcony.
Mom : Tera beda gark ho je.. Kanjra. Kithe sutteya kuri nu. [:glol:]
British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because it
Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then Whats the Difference between u
& Dog
British Shocked, Indian Rocks! . . .
Britisher : Y u indians differ in colors, look we
R all white..?
Indian: Horses r in different colors but
donkeys r all the same..!
Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?
Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.
H : Kya kya liya?
W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies .....
😂😂😂😜😜😊😊😳😳
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